He was a sk8er boi, she said see ya later boy
He wasn’t good enough for her standards of journalistic integrity.
To be a j-school or a marketing school, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The declining revenue of the journalism market,
Or to take arms against truth and story telling,
And by selling stuff actually have an income?
Summertime might mean skipping work and sipping margaritas for most everyone else, but real journos never stop working. That’s why this summer class is still in session at Medill in Greece*.
* Not a real thing, but probably should be.
Congratulations on graduating, Medill ‘11! Here, have a muffin for your hard work.
DURA LEX, SED SCHOLA
In the recently redubbed Medill School of Journalism, Media, Integrated Marketing Communications, Dean Lavine’s judgement reigns supreme, ready to strike his gavel to silence conscientious objecters.
As inclement weather storms through the country, can we count on our respected journalistic establishment to continue muckracking—or in this case, slushracking?
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Thinking about challenging anything Medill related? You’ll have to go through Officer Lavine first.
HASTA SIEMPRE COMANDANTE
The presence of communist revolutionary imagery strikes a satirical contrast with the persona representing university establishment.-CB
TRAIN OF THOUGHT
In an adaptation of the music conductor theme, the train conductor is a vivid allegory of Big Brother regulating the commoners’ lives. -CB